Bartender (female)

If working behind the bar regularly leaves you saying, “I should write a book,” then this is the journal for you.

The Bartender’s Edition of The Goblin Diaries is for those who balance spirits and strangers, decode slurred life philosophies, and smile politely while someone says, “Make it strong.” It’s a guided journal for the observant, the unflappable, and the mildly nocturnal — offering a place to record every baffling confession, heroic save, and small victory that keeps the bar standing.

Each page is designed to capture the absurd rhythm of bartending: the surge, the spill, and the surreal theater of life under low lighting. This is your safe place to write the stories that won’t fit on a bar tab — the ones you process while slicing limes and pretending you didn’t just hear that.

Because when the music gets louder, the truths get looser, and someone inevitably “knows the owner,” you keep pouring — and the goblins rejoice.

paperback, 6" x 9", 120 (white) guided journal pages