Paralegal

If your job regularly leaves you saying, “I should write a book,” then this is the journal for you.

The Paralegal Edition of The Goblin Diaries is for those who quietly keep the entire legal system from collapsing while everyone else takes credit. It’s your space to record the chaos of filings that multiply overnight, clients who think you’re their therapist, and attorneys who “just need one quick thing” before lunch… three hours later.

These guided pages give you room to capture the absurdities, victories, and occasional breakdowns of legal life — the forgotten exhibits, the mysterious post-it codes, and the deep philosophical questions like “why is this document named Final_V12_REAL_final_NOW.pdf?”

It’s not just a journal; it’s a survival log for those who know the law may be blind, but the inbox never sleeps.

Because when the copier jams, the motions stack, and the sanity slips, you keep typing — and the goblins rejoice.

paperback, 6" x 9", 120 guided (white) pages