Pharmacist

If dealing with the public regularly leaves you saying, “I should write a book,” then this is the journal for you.

The Pharmacist Edition of The Goblin Diaries is for those who stand at the crossroads of science, bureaucracy, and public misunderstanding. It’s a guided journal for documenting the daily chaos of prescriptions that make no sense, insurance rules that change hourly, and patients who insist the laws of chemistry are negotiable.

Inside, you’ll find pages designed to capture the strange rhythm of pharmacy life — the constant interruptions, the quiet victories, the near-misses caught just in time, and the explanations given so often they begin to echo in your sleep. This is not a log for compliance or corporate review; it’s a private record of the madness you manage with precision and restraint.

Because when the system crashes, the phone won’t stop ringing, and someone asks why their medication isn’t free, you keep dispensing order from disorder — and the goblins rejoice.

paperback, 6" x 9", 120 (white) guided pages