This is not a book of sparkles, sunshine, or pretending everything is fine.
This is a book of goblin affirmations—short, bold reminders for people who are tired, overstimulated, skeptical, and still trying their best. The pages are simple and easy to color, with thick lines and generous space, because your nervous system deserves a break and your hands shouldn’t have to work overtime.
Inside, you’ll find affirmations that don’t shout, don’t guilt-trip, and don’t demand transformation by Tuesday. These are affirmations for resting, for boundaries, for doing things halfway, for surviving with dignity, and for continuing on even when motivation has left the building.
Color at your own pace. Read only the affirmations that don’t irritate you. Skip the rest without apology. Growth is not a performance, and this goblin will not be taking notes.
You are allowed to exist exactly as you are—possibly with snacks, possibly with a grudge, definitely with crayons.
paperback, 8.5" x 11", 50 illustrations
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